2024 US Presidential Election: First Polls Close in 24 Hours

It is definitely hard to keep track of all the batshit stuff he says, like pregnancy in the case of rape or incest being inconvenient.

I fucked this up. It was not Shane Gillis (he hasnt played here yet) it was Tom Segura, that was my bad

I donā€™t think he was ever going to be opposed to the war in Gaza.

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Moron

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ā€œLet me be honest with you: I donā€™t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats arenā€™t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.ā€œ

ffs Arnie!! How waffle-mouthed can you beā€¦?

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Moron

Well sure, but morons have feelings too. Itā€™s not just the US thatā€™s hyper-focused on this election. Trump might not know this guy but heā€™s internationally famous and as far as heā€™s concerned Trump disrespected him, his family, and his homeland in front of the whole freaking world.

Can anyone shed any light on this? Is it a legit concern or just hyperbole?

If he was gullible enough to believe trump would be better on the economy, heā€™s one of those guys who just believes whatever the last person he talked to tells him. We got lucky he didnā€™t hear trump say, ā€œIā€™ve never heard of that comedian i dont know himā€ and instead had some democrat in his ear first or heā€™d still be on the trump train. He probably will still end up voting for trump after he scrolls social media some more

He probably had a 45 second conversation with Mike that went something like ā€œthe house can just install me rightā€ and Mike started saying something like ā€œthere is technically this scenario thatā€¦ā€ which trumps attention span didnā€™t let him process. At the end trump said ā€œgreat letā€™s keep that our secretā€ and that was the extent of it. Mike heard Trump bring it up at MSG and thought to himself ā€œthat dumbass doesnā€™t actually thinkā€¦ā€ anyways you get where this is going.

When Trump loses he will tell McCarthy to install him as president and when he doesnā€™t trump will send a mob to the capital chanting.

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As always, a total and complete lack of any empathy is the defining characteristic of the right. Canā€™t see anything unless it happens to them.

https://x.com/Juicewag/status/1851771609406935355

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https://x.com/krangtnelson/status/1851744312423247999

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I did not know he was still alive

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In 2018, Aldrin was involved in a legal dispute with his children Andrew and Janice and former business manager Christina Korp over their claims that he was mentally impaired through dementia and Alzheimerā€™s disease. His children alleged that he made new friends who were alienating him from the family and encouraging him to spend his savings at a high rate. They sought to be named legal guardians so they could control his finances.

story checks out

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TALK ABOUT A SPACE CADET!

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Iā€™m surprised to learn that Buzz Aldrin is still alive.

I think the space radiation cooked his brain. Sad.

buzz aldrin is 94 years old he wears 3 wristwatches at the same time and eats a big steak and eggs breakfast every morning, he eats a way heartier breakfast than i do and he has a 39 year old wife who he satisfies sexually whenever she wants which is a lot because he was the second man on the moon for christā€™s sake

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I reserve the right to continue enjoying this

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