We need to increase microplastics so my penis can get bigger and more plasticy.
(Intro)
Yo, VIP, letâs flip it!
Real estate, baby!(Verse 1)
Alright, stop, collaborate and listen,
Real estateâs back with a brand new mission,
Leverage grabs a hold of me tightly,
Flip it quick and daily, nightly.Will it ever stop? Yo, I donât know,
Hit the market and watch my cash flow,
To the extreme, I buy homes like a vandal,
Invest in the best, cashinâ checks like a scandal.(Chorus)
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby.(Verse 2)
Now that the marketâs jumpinâ,
With comps and listings, you know we ainât frontinâ,
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking,
Fix it up, flip it fast, moneyâs what weâre making.Lendingâs hot, like a deal with no fail,
Iâm on a roll, itâs time to get that mail,
Rollinâ in my 5.0,
With my windows down so my cash can flow.(Chorus)
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby.(Bridge)
We scout the scene, the marketâs moving,
Cash in hand, yeah, you know weâre grooving,
Investing, quick deals like lightning,
Making money in real estate, so exciting.If thereâs a problem, yo, weâll solve it,
Check out the comp while my agent revolves it.(Chorus)
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby.(Verse 3)
Houses on the block, we know where theyâre hiding,
Gotta find the right one, thatâs where weâre guiding,
To the top, never gonna stop,
Fixer-uppers, penthouses, condos, shop.Equityâs the key, with a profit on sight,
Deals so tight, keepinâ it all in the right,
Boom, cash flow, keeping it steady,
Risk assessment, always ready.(Chorus)
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby,
Buy, buy, baby.(Outro)
Yo, VIP, letâs flip it!
Real estate, baby, too cold,
Real estate, baby, too cold,
Too cold, too cold,
Real estate, baby, too cold,
Too cold, too cold.
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lol, Iâve got one text chain offering me a 600% match and another offering 700%. Feels like I should hold out for 1000%
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Oh shit you can abolish the electoral college by signing a petition? Better get on it!
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Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?
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I mean. Iâm not an expert, but seems that leaving something this important to a billion people to be run by a bunch of incompetent theocratic fascists isnât working out so well.
I was thinking
Nightmare Blunt Rotation
and
Pete Buttigieg - Marry
Hilary Clinton - Fuck
Michael Moore - Kill
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Maybe people shouldnât try to make this trip without an official hajj visa.
They should reschedule to January. The high temp this year was a cool 100 deg.
Itâs 125 now and something like 1100 people have died from the heat.
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They can just wait for 2037-2039 when it will be in January.
By then itâll be 125 in January.
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So if came most plastic isnât actually recycled, but then the fossil fuel industry announced a new (well not new, but newly pushed) method of recycling plastic. Turns out itâs all just spin. Itâs a interesting read if you like the ins and outs of corporate PR bullshit
I asked Jenkins, the energy industry analyst, to play out this scenario on a larger scale.
Were all of these projects adding up? Could the industry conceivably make enough propylene and ethylene through pyrolysis to replace much of our demand for new plastic?
He looked three years into the future, using his companyâs latest figures on global pyrolysis investment, and gave an optimistic assessment.
At best, the world could replace 0.2% of new plastic churned out in a year with products made through pyrolysis.
True. Letâs ration this so that only rich people can do it
The article says that the official hajj convoy from Egypt cost $6000. Is that really a price point for a once-in-a-lifetime event that only the rich can afford? It seems like lots of poor people go on this trip. It may cost them their life savings, but they can afford it.
Iâm not digging that deep but a quick Google says that the average yearly salary in Egypt is less than $5000. Wikipedia says that around 30% of Egyptâs population is in the range from âextreme poorâ to ânear poorâ.
It does not sound like a big stretch that $6000 would be an enormous lift for many many Egyptians.
Not saying itâs not an enormous lift, but itâs something that is within reach, not something thatâs only for the rich, especially if youâve been saving up for it for decades. Anyways, the Hajj is not a requirement if youâre not financially capable of paying for it.
One of the supposed benefits of the Hajj is that people come away from it more tolerant of others, possibly because they mingle with those who are of a different race, ethnicity, social, or economic class.
There are many levels of Hajj accommodations from air-conditioned tents to basically sleeping on the streets. Iâd be shocked if the people slapping on the streets paid $6k.
If itâs not a requirement, fuck em. Let them eat cake.