2024 LC Thread

Facebook figured out that I like gorillas, so now it’s pushing softcore monkey torture porn on me. Awesome.

Where was I iust reading about youtube channels that post legit monkey torture videos? Like CIA black ops site stuff. Some sick fucks keep a bunch of monkeys as pets, torture them and release the videos like it’s the latest video game review or something.

https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/crime/chesapeake-man-pleads-guilty-to-animal-torture-charges/291-198536bf-a574-412e-8c08-8579f01c394c

The videos featured “among other things, the torture, murder, and sexually sadistic mutilation of animals, specifically, juvenile and adult monkeys,” according to a release. One of the videos apparently shows a young monkey dying after being trapped in a jar of ants, being sodomized.

I posted a story about it upthread. Spoiler alert the ringleader is a MAGA guy.

Although now seeing your link that may have actually been a DIFFERENT monkey torture network.

yay humanity

Same.
But they ain’t going for that. They seem to think us peasants should love their presence or something.
So I’d at least like that they know that I say fuck off!

Yeah this stuff is so depressing. And the fact that the algorithm has decided to show me gateway drug to monkey torture. One video has a monkey being constricted by a snake, it’s unclear if the monkey gets away, but the monkey is clearly looking to the person filming to come save him the entire time.

I have to click the video to get to the “See less often” link. Somehow I suspect me clicking the video is having a bigger impact on the algorithm than clicking see less often.

The monkeys had to just be a proxy for sadists/psychopaths who want to torture humans but know those videos could actually land them in jail.

I don’t know where to put this absolute gem
https://x.com/drjennings/status/1786098335373259258

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Someone setting up a system that suppresses votes and it actually working is a gem!

4 * 14 * 11-14 * 31-14 * 13-21-14 * ?

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1786355118633328975?t=4eCmTW2TWbT2R306Gq92AA&s=19

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Am I biased, or can you identify a lot of MAGA chuds just by looking at them?

That guy has GNC regional manager written all over him.

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My read on that image is a man who has absolutely no confidence at all in his masculinity, but desperately wants other people to think he is very confident. One snarky comment from a teenage girl will send this guy into a spiral, that’s for sure.

It’s hard to tell sometimes. I look full-on white supremacist. Big, bald, goatee, cargo pants… the whole package. I’m only missing the wraparound sunglasses. One thing about the way I look, it encourages people to share some pretty deplorable views out of the blue. Helps me gauge people quickly.

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I think just being white male gets you about 90% of the way there tbh. I’m a very generic white guy and the shit I hear just from people at bars and Uber drivers can be pretty wild

You folks have white uber drivers?

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I haven’t taken a lot of uber/lyft, but I’m not sure I’ve ever had a white driver. Possibly none that were born in the United States.

I actually use lyft but I doubt it’s different. I get white guys all the time and can think of 2 instances in the last month alone

This is what I tell myself

“I hope nobody looks at me and thinks ‘that guy’s racist’ but if they did, I mean cmon, I would understand the confusion, I do look very similar to your avg white supremacist”

Oh man and I got what is, not exaggerating, the worst haircut of my adult life a few weeks ago. The result was like an attempted military high-and-tight while leaving the top long enough to push to the side a bit… basically exactly like some of the shitty Nazi haircuts you see these days. I’ve been so afraid that people assume I’m a Nazi.

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I had a white guy who got all grumpy when I very jovially tried to talk to him drunk at 2am. Dude, if you’re driving at 2am you’re gonna have to deal with some drunks.

Other than that I’d say 10% white, 30% black, 30% Hispanic, 30% other non-white. And 30% women (mixed across the groups).