2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

Can we flesh this out a bit more? Seems really tough to enforce and prosecute this.

Illegal: Have sex with me and you can stay in this apartment for one night.

Legal: Have sex with me and I’ll give you $200. BTW, I have an apartment that I rent out for $200/night if you’re interested. To be clear, these two offers are completely unrelated.

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Hey what JCO drops truth bombs and also posts top-tier cat pics.

https://twitter.com/joycecaroloates/status/1629885550093017088?s=46&t=7p-VppaD_x8wXkMYEtjKdA

https://twitter.com/joycecaroloates/status/1629970458937286656?s=46&t=7p-VppaD_x8wXkMYEtjKdA

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Probably should have diversified from newspaper distribution by 2023. Go make money like garrison does, however he does.

I thought renting was like the scene in The Grifters where Anette Benning pays the rent.

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https://twitter.com/McShirehampton/status/1630207799891496960

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branding!

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I’m curious what the responses would be between “assistance to the poor,” and “direct cash assistance to the poor.”

Welfare is for black people, duh.

https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1630223884225224705/photo/1

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Blatant fatphobia itt.

Don’t want Wario to ride it obviously

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My son wanted to ride California Screamin’ when he was 4, but was too short. The tantrum seemed a bit much, but I empathized with him. Watching an adult do it would tilt the shit out of me.

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Your typo implies you were that adult.

Fixed. Might be time to upgrade my 8 year old iPhone SE and its tiny screen.

Man I really miss iPhone 5 sized phones

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The fact this doesn’t have 1k likes is proof most people didn’t watch this LOL it’s amazing

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I hesitated to like it bc of the end. It’s too soon.

https://twitter.com/SecRaimondo/status/1630252274613387266

Ugh I know it’s because of politics but trying to ram the entire welfare state through employment contracts is dumb. It creates discrimination in the workforce, it creates discrimination in hiring, it makes something that should be a source of stability dependent on your employment. It’s just dumb

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