2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

He’s running

Can we flesh this out a bit more? Seems really tough to enforce and prosecute this.

Illegal: Have sex with me and you can stay in this apartment for one night.

Legal: Have sex with me and I’ll give you $200. BTW, I have an apartment that I rent out for $200/night if you’re interested. To be clear, these two offers are completely unrelated.

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Hey what JCO drops truth bombs and also posts top-tier cat pics.

https://twitter.com/joycecaroloates/status/1629885550093017088?s=46&t=7p-VppaD_x8wXkMYEtjKdA

https://twitter.com/joycecaroloates/status/1629970458937286656?s=46&t=7p-VppaD_x8wXkMYEtjKdA

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Probably should have diversified from newspaper distribution by 2023. Go make money like garrison does, however he does.

I thought renting was like the scene in The Grifters where Anette Benning pays the rent.

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https://twitter.com/McShirehampton/status/1630207799891496960

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branding!

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I’m curious what the responses would be between “assistance to the poor,” and “direct cash assistance to the poor.”

Welfare is for black people, duh.

https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1630223884225224705/photo/1

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Blatant fatphobia itt.

Don’t want Wario to ride it obviously

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My son wanted to ride California Screamin’ when he was 4, but was too short. The tantrum seemed a bit much, but I empathized with him. Watching an adult do it would tilt the shit out of me.

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Your typo implies you were that adult.

Fixed. Might be time to upgrade my 8 year old iPhone SE and its tiny screen.

Man I really miss iPhone 5 sized phones

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The fact this doesn’t have 1k likes is proof most people didn’t watch this LOL it’s amazing

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I hesitated to like it bc of the end. It’s too soon.