2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

A hilarious fight with hilarious narration. Also the subject of the article I posted.

CNN having a real one.

This is messed up af. This young girl got exploited and turned into an internet “star” by her brother and family, and is now dead at 14. And so is the brother I guess.

A black man who works on the docks and is wearing a black baseball cap is talking with some white dudes who are mostly shirtless, they get into a shouting match over a boat (which is in the way and needs to be move). At some point the black guy inexplicably tosses his hat in the air. It’s an amazing thing. It’s like the start of Paradise City when Axl Rose blows a whistle and you just know that it’s time to rock, the hat toss is the signal that things are about to get silly.

The elder white dude throws a punch and they fight one-on-one for a bit until it’s clear the white guy is not going to win, at which point additional shirtless white guys rush in and start beating down the black guy.

A black guy comes rushing in to try to calm the situation down, it doesn’t work.

And then you see… in the water? From offscreen, a heroic young black man who has been variously described as Black Aquaman, Michah Phelps, Scuba Gooding Jr., Aquamayne, and etc. swims over to the scene and climbs onto the dock. At the same time, a large group of black men comes rushing in to help. At this point, it’s a brawl, the white guys variously retreat to their boat or dive/get shoved into the water. The cops show up, completely baffled.

Two of the shirtless white dudes who initiated the fight make the dubious decision to return to the fight, they immediately run into a wall of dudes who proceed to beat them silly. The cops are there but they’re mostly just milling around.

A white woman enters the fray and, in a nod to gender equity, gets beaten silly by an assisting group of black women. And then Chair Guy shows up and starts unloading chair shots at the main white guy. Look, Chair Guy may have taken things a bit too far, that’s maybe a controversial take. Chair Guy then gives the white woman (now on the ground) a chair shot for good measure. He gets arrested for being a bit extra. At some point a white woman grabs a cop’s arm as he is in the process of arresting some guy and she gets shoved away in a very satisfying manner.

Anyway, here is the historical re-enactment.

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I have been avoiding this dock fight situation because I assumed this would just be another thing to make me sad. Boy, was I wrong!

Alabama Sweet-Tea Party 4L

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Makes me wonder what’ll happen to that Ryan kid reviewing toys.

Pretty sure he ain’t gonna see any of that money his parents made exploiting him.

I think I’m with you on this one.

Though, some might say that anyone who wants to participate in a fight should be allowed to.

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So I’m having a fun day

Technically we live in the warning zone, not the mandatory evacuation zone, so we came home from work and are just packing some stuff in our RV just in case.

Fire went from 0-180 acres in an hour.

Smells like I’m standing beside a campfire, though. Blah

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Stay safe out there

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To amend Trolly’s description:

The captain was arguing with the older guy when the younger guy flew in with a knee. The captain then squared off with the young guy and threw his cap. All three have now been charged with misdemeanors. A white teenage deckhand tried to help his captain before he bailed after taking a couple punches and the white guys were still wailing on the captain. Black adults and Aquaman then arrived to chase the white guys away.

The video then cuts away for a few minutes. It picks back up after a minute with roughly 5 black guys walking up to white guys in a pontoon boat. The black guys initiate this round of punching after a few words, which devolves into chairs and the women’s bout. 3 or 4 of the black guys were wearing blue tshirts the same color as the white teenager, suggesting they were on the crew. So the lesson is don’t fuck with the brothers, but definitely don’t fuck with the brothers captain.

West side of Maui is burning including much of Lahaina, multiple people dead

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The commentary describing the white guys suddenly feeling tough again when the real cops show up rofl watch that commentary video if you haven’t yet

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well some people, not me, I’m just saying what I think their position would be, are wondering where were these “random women” when the black man was getting jumped? why didn’t they step in then? why did they only run down and join the fight to save the white people from getting beat up?

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Is the middle school safe from a fire? How so?

It’s not in the predicted line of spread.

It’s all ok now, they stopped it at 184 acres.

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I’ve been making a ton of BLTs lately

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Have you fucked any of them up?

My neighbor has a shallow pond on his property

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