2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1610334916985626626?s=20&t=fDvGRQZyqAqEQ6AZGJfXUw

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https://twitter.com/jbhenchman/status/1610377204679983106?s=20&t=fDvGRQZyqAqEQ6AZGJfXUw

I think a good compromise would be to elect Santos speaker. Everything he’s ever said is a lie so it’s like spinning the wheel when you can’t make up your mind.

https://twitter.com/ekstromfortexas/status/1610380561494994945?s=20&t=fDvGRQZyqAqEQ6AZGJfXUw

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What if the House adopted instant run-off voting for Speaker?

Having followed this a bit over the last few weeks, the no voters were teasing some “surprise” nominee who would have a big impact. Turns out it was Gym Jordan. That’s about as exciting a surprise as a box of socks for Christmas.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1610370028884328450

I guess Tim Pool is somewhat less of a moderate liberal than he previously claimed to be.

Give this another 6 hours and McCarthy will be open to yubitsume to get elected

Why is the Clerk allowing this one-sided bs? Make your nomination and stfu.

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1610374645173084164?s=20&t=0yXylD6SmnXPm9C1-3JWyQ

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:violin:

https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1610366325133549569

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https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1610373185614094337?s=20&t=0yXylD6SmnXPm9C1-3JWyQ

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He’s fiscally conservative and socially liberal.

I think Naccy’s performance as speaker is probably underestimated and unmatched in history. She played very difficult hands very well.

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How common is it for children to be on the floor here?

LOL, no voters keep nominating Jordan, a guy who is voting for McCarthy. Seems desperate. They never made it to step 2 in their plan.

That said, hold firm!

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I was wrong. Voting until hell freezes over it is.

I can only assume that this will lead to some long-term grudges in the GOP caucus. So sad.

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The best part of this, of which there are many, is the entire Republican caucus violating Reagan’s 11th Commandment.