bears fan checking in who has been giggling for the last two hours. Sincere condolences to texans fans, no joke I would have set my tv on fire and sat there watching it burn with a blank zuckerberg face—just beyond belief.
my favorite were all the WRs trying to avoid catching passes as if they they were incoming wedding bouquets, but then catching them against their will on pure muscle memory alone. There was that one hour midgame where everything was going texans’ way and texans players were super hyped and jumping around like they had won the super bowl…all while the colts were actively tanking. Colts to their credit executed genius tank strategy of letting Saturday be Saturday. If I was a texans fan I would have lost my fucking marbles.
tldr Lovie couldn’t beat the colts with the bears and couldn’t lose to the colts with the texans, what a time to be alive
Niners are still playing for the 2 seed, which isn’t that valuable since it means probably playing the Packers instead of the Giants. They would love to play the Hawks again though.