I willed him to be the best QB in the history of the NFL. If only others were committed to their teams the way I am.
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Needle wears his heart on his sleeve and seems to run through the gamut of emotions every game.
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I have used the Needle technique on Tua, Tannehill, Josh Rosen, and pretty much every other Dolphins QB going back to Marino. I suppose I didn’t bother with the complete scrubs (anyone remember Cleo Lemon). My results are less than stellar.
The funny thing is since I stopped playing football I basically show 0 emotion watching a game. My wife has commented to me why do I watch sports because it never seems like i care.
yes but only b/c my commissioner screwed up that year so I had a fantasy championship game against Cleo Lemon with Todd Collins the final week of the season
I lost to cleo lemon
This is not relevant for mets playoffs games in which I am a stressed psycho that should be locked away.
My wife says the same to me. The last time I openly reacted to a play was the Richard Sherman tip interception in the NFC championship. I didn’t even flinch during the superb owl interception the next year.
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So here’s the trick.
Your team drafts a qb a pick early because the Ravens make a huge gaffe.
Believe in that qb because of cool college moment maybe it’s him being carried, who knows.
Then have that qb show flashes but ultimately can’t stay healthy.
Have his backup who he played the GOAT bowl game against show up and take the team to the playoffs.
Believe in the backup because he’s fun and cool and won 2 games in Pittsburgh, noone had ever done that as an opposing qb before.
But realize he hit his ceiling after your coked out WR drops a td pass against a team going for a perfect season.
Then have your coach wear a leather jacket on Monday night football.
Realize at this point you have to will your team into a long term qb.
The team drafts sunshine from remember the titans.
He is confused that the NFL defenses don’t leave giant windows like the big12 does.
Pretend he has flashes.
Forget him after your team signs this legit michigan qb that played for the dolphins.
Start to will him.
Forget him after your team drafts the qb that just won you a Fiesta bowl ring and would rather smoke cigarettes than practice.
Fall in love with a fsu CB while your putting all your willpower into the other Florida man.
Florida man also beats Pittsburgh twice in pitt.
A ucla linebacker wasn’t down but is called down.
Realize you didn’t will the Florida man enough.
Now put all your willpower In a large dicked man that won a superbowl.
That man breaks his body.
Change that energy and put it toward a Florida man wannabe from Washington state.
Fall in love with that man. Even root for him years later when he is on the eagles.
Realize all that willpower almost turned Florida man wannabe into a legit qb.
Watch Mike Glennon play qb.
Realize good thoughts no longer work because Mike Glennon is the qb.
Watch nj/ny team win 2 meaningless games.
Wonder why they did that?
Watch a team you worked for crush Zach Wilson on a short notice game because of covid.
Hire the person you dislike the most in the sport.
Draft sunshine again.
Realize this time you have to hate him. And the team. This is important. You have to genuinely hate your favorite team.
Let that hate hit epic levels.
Declare sunshine the biggest bust ever.
???
Bust turns into GOAT.
It’s easy. Trust me.
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Oh. And fuck jalen ramsey.
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Seems like a huge adv for GB to get the sun night game, if sea wins tmrw afternoon det is eliminated and will not have nearly as much motivation as if they all played at the same time. I think ten/jax should have been the sun night game.
motivation like that shouldn’t make a lick of difference to professionals but it has come in recently for some players and teams.
but i’d have been livid if I was in charge of the raiders for that sat game and cut half the team so…
Bet more money on the game!
I was at the game and on that end zone side. I lost my mind for the tip interception to Sherman. Was at the following year nfc championship comeback vs greenbay. I was hugging random people and hit all the bars on my walk from stadium and was celebrating with people on ferry ride home. I broke my phone against the wall when russel threw that pick and screamed something about running with marshawn. I haven’t cared to much since then.
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Oh maybe it’s not true. I just remember it being a thing I read a long time ago and would seem like a weird thing to make up, but internet weirdos make up totally mundane shit all of the time so I guess it’s possible.
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Yeah, don’t know how to prove\disprove it and google isn’t helping. Elite gif either way.
Definitely could be.
This Dan Campbell team wants to Fuck the packers
No way are we going soft and letting these +++++ in
If the Lions are eliminated and key players get dinged up against the Packers, do you want them to play through minor injuries like they would if it’s a playoff game or do you want them to sit and avoid risking further injury?
Shocker that the NFL might rig things so one of its superstar QBs has better odds to make playoffs. I’m sure this never crossed their mind when they chose which game to flex.