2020 Election Thread 2: 41 DAYS OF TREASON

BREAKING

I have just now accomplished twenty minutes of work. PM me for productivity tips.

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Moses is proud

My dog and I have killed a few rats together. It was pretty fun for me, but it was probably the most fun my dog has ever had. Iā€™ve had to do a couple mercy killings on rats as well and that sucks, but when the instincts kick in during the hunt itā€™s different. And all in all, I donā€™t really feel bad because I am not going to live with rats in the house.

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But only if after Trump picks, Ivanka gets charged anyway

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I feel like this was around the time last night when we stopped getting PA updates, and now there hasnā€™t been one in a while. This fucking sucks.

Same here, thatā€™s what the 93 in my name refers to actually. I knew itā€™d come down to this.

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Are you trying to make a reference to King Solomon splitting the baby and skipping on the more relevant Sophieā€™s Choice?

I donā€™t think Bidenā€™s going to interfere with the DOJ. Since heā€™s trying to restore norms and all.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/266004354929160192

No just going Old Testament. Those would have been far better specific allegories.

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1324500504597172227?s=20

I was watching Fox so missed the glory of just how fast MSNBC cut away

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KEY RACE ALERT
Iā€™m cracking open a beer and watching Trump lose like the loser he is.

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https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1324504398685491200?s=21

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My first foray into social media since before election day. I purposefully stayed away from it this week, and went for the low hanging fruit when I saw this.

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I am sure trump just asked me to declare martial law and lock the country down with the military. No big deal.

I am more worried that the Head Writer of the Tonight Show resigned.

Nah. You ask which one he wants to save and then charge all of them anyway.

Thats part 1, part 2 of healing process is having 50%+ of his cabinet appointees being Republicans.

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Oh good, Harry Reid is on MSNBC. Maybe he can tell us how the effort to legalize online poker in the U.S. is going.

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I will cautiously agree that Trumpā€™s jokes arenā€™t usually funny. Probably a good decision.

Not sure if posted, but Erie County in PA flipped blue. Itā€™s a bellwether county that Trump carried in 16. And itā€™s still got some votes left to be counted.